Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring-time!
问：什么季节你在蹦蹦床上?
答：春季
因为Spring除了有春天还有弹簧的意思。
Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!
问：什么时候猴子都从天空上掉下来?
答：当四月下雨的时候。Ape有猴子的意思。
Q. What flowers grow on faces?
A. Tulips (Two-lips)!
问：什么样的花朵开在脸上?
答：郁金香。Two-lips，嘴唇。
Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. A bee (B) comes after it!
问:为什么字母A像花朵?
答：因为A bee (B) 总是跟在它的后面。
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